The Chronicles of Our Nina: translation

Thursday, January 21, 2010

translation

What she said: "I'm being good mom!"

What she meant: "I'm doing something naughty so please don't come in here until I'm finished."

This time she was supposed to water the tree. Her only chore today. After she yelled to me that she was being good, I went in and found her tearing off the leaves from the tree. The pictures are a little dark.

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No one says it quite like Nina

quote #49 "Guess what Cam, I was good, then bad, then good, then bad today." (giggle, giggle)
quote #48 "It's okay if I wear my crocs in the snow. They will just get some fresh air for my feet."
quote #47 "It feels like a millions pieces of sand in my eye. Or a humongous squirt of soap."
quote #46 "We can say holy cow whenever we feel like it."
quote #45 "Mom, right when I was born and I didn't know anything, I thought you were a robber trying to steal me."
quote #44 "Well, if you don't like Care Bears, then you must not be a caring person."
quote #43 "My heart is feeling so delirious."
quote #42 "I hit him because he was using boring words."
quote #41 "I would rather stick pins in my eyes than look at you."
quote #40 "I'll be in my lair if you need me."
quote #39 "I don't like that man. I think he's trying to fall in love with my dad."
quote #38 "There is NO way I'm going to pee in this dress."
quoe #37 "Mom, can you please help me be original?"
quote #36 "This is a rockin' place to get a smoothie!"
quote #35 "Did you know there are 2 Janelles? I just don't know who the other one is yet."
quote #34 "Does this mean I have to be queen of the boys now?"
quote #33 "Mother, I am delighted to make my bed."
quote #32 "That boy fell in love with me while you were sleeping."
quote #31 "Why does that security guard have such a big bottom?"
quote #30 "You should grow your hair as long as mine. Then you would be beautiful and that would be an accomplishment."
quote #29 "I hate your hair mom. And I hate that dress."
quote #28 "Sometimes I like to put water on my muscles to show their goodness."
quote #27 "So all boys are boyfriends and all girls are girlfriends? Is that how nature works?"
quote #26 "I am NOT your honey!"
quote #25 "If your mommy hates your hair, you can make your own plan."
quote #24 "I forgot what I'm made out of. Am I made out of poop?"
quote #23 "Grandma, you're supposed to lock that door so I don't get into things."
quote #22 "If something goes wrong, I can't be responsible."
quote #21 "So everyone in the world loves me."
quote #20 "If I send a letter to someone that doesn't know me, I'll put my name on it just in case."
quote #19 "You need to stop and tell me what you're going to do for me."
quote #18 "Mom, you should tell me thank you for being born."
quote #17 "You can just leave Cameron home with me. I will take care of him and be brave."
quote #16 "This is only for people who are 47. Are you 47 mom?"
quote #15 "I'm going to pee all over this outfit. Take that!"
quote #14 "Rise and shout the Cougars are out they're the famous heaven and glory."
quote #13 "I only have a little bit of poop in my underwear mom."
quote #12 "I can find things easy with my two eye spies."
quote #11 "This outfit is making me throw up! I'm totally going to throw up."
quote #10 "You picked the ugliest outfit! Now people are going to think I'm so dumb."
quote #9 "Howie ruined my animal spirits!"
quote #8 "You can't take shoes to the land of Barbieness."
quote #7 "Don't give me anything glassable. I sometimes break those."
quote #6 "I'm naked in my timeout so take that!"
quote #5 not to be mistaken with quote #4 "Can you open this nail polish then close the door?"
quote #4 "Can you get me the scissors then go out and close my door?"
quote #3 "Mom, Coyote is my boyfriend."
quote #2 "Chipa-ba-lipa is the name of my dance I do to stop my potty from sneaking out."
quote #1 "Mom, sometimes I wish you were dead because sometimes I don't like you."