Nina's past 2 days

Here's a quick rundown:
6 pee accidents. Two especially lovely ones included one at Rachelle's followed by one at the grocery store.

2 poop accidents. Nothing lovely about either one.

Emptied my diaper bag behind Kelly's couch

Opened a bag of brown sugar and started eating

Opened a bag a powdered sugar. Didn't start eating until she dumped out a good portion on the basement floor.

Stole a box of Tic Tacs from the store

Dumped out 2 boxes of cereal

Got into 2 yogurt drinks, only spilled some on the floor

Ran off with a bag of graham crackers. I'll find out what kind of mess she made when I find where she hid to eat them.

Left a partially eaten apple under the table. This doesn't sound that bad, but she swore up and down that she would finish it and throw it in the garbage.

Told about 20 lies

Snuck downstairs at 4 in the morning, opened a basket of strawberries (that I bought for a baby shower), turned on the tv and downed half the basket.

Ran across three streets without me while taking the kids to school

Refused to put on her boots before we left to pick up Donovan and Howie, then proceeded to walk in every single puddle. Her shoes are still wet today.

Emptied every one of Cameron's dresser drawers, plus all his diapers off the changing table (about 75 diapers)

That might be all.

And she's still alive.

And I'm still alive.